Mr. Dust Cough is terribly important. Since he is constantly ignored, he abuses his bitter existence with making others miserable. He uses his massive lung filled with dust and cocoa powder and other small grains to blow directly in your mouth when you open it. He also harbors the one and the other fly...
How to fight it
What a bitter, self important little critter. Do not open your mouth too wide, do not yawn in public. Never cough or laugh or blow in your freshly made cocoa. Just dangerous, if parading together with [Asthma]. gab